Life as I blog It

Annie Hall

Annie Hall

Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.

Tina Fey 

Florence + The Machine

—I Heard It Through The Grapevine (Cover)

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Florence and the Machine - I Heard It Through the Grapevine

This is a great, moody cover of this Motown classic.

You could’ve told me yourself, that you loved someone else… Classic

Paris je t’aime

Paris je t’aime